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More shameful behavior from “Middle-School-Arson-Mom”

It’s funny how media-types like Nancy Grace will attach a nickname to the latest evil-doer d’jour. For example: these days it’s “Tot Mom”...which refers to Casey Anthony, the nut-job who whacked her kid Caylee, then triple-wrapped her and dumped her like trash (as NG likes to say). All you have to hear is “Tot Mom” and you know exactly who they’re talking about.
Bay County has its own version of Tot Mom. She hasn’t whacked anyone—yet. But she has an instantly recognizable nickname all the same. It’s MSAM (pronounced Em-Sam). That stands for Middle-School-Arson-Mom. If you want to know the details—ie, how she got the nickname—go to the following website:
http://www.floridablogster.weebly.com/

Anway…Here’s some more dirt we’ve managed to dig up on the notorious MSAM:
—Her brother married a European mail-order bride. Not by choice, mind you. This was the only way he could find someone willing to marry him. In fact, at the time they decided to get hitched, he didn’t speak her language and she didn’t speak English! Why, you ask, would a guy with a net worth of several mill be reduced to ordering up a mail order bride? Think about it. Now ask yourself: How unattractive does a guy worth a couple mill have to be to be forced to purchase a woman on the black market? If you said Pretty Darn Unattractive, you’d be right. In spades, my friend.
—Guess where MSAM lives? In a building that formerly housed a Catholic charity organization. How did she end up there? Good question. And I’ve got the answer. (Lucky you). Here’s the scoop:
A couple years ago MSAM was broke, down to her last nickel, and couldn’t afford the apartment she was living in. So she did what comes naturally to her: She sponged off her family. See, her brother, the guy with the millions and the Speigel Catalogue wife, owned a building in the Cove that he leased to this charity organization for like a dollar a year. But when he gets a call from his destitute sister (the aforementioned MSAM), she shames him into kicking out the Catholic charities folks so “Poor Me” has a roof over her head. In other words, figuratively speaking, she kicked out a bunch of orphans and left them homeless in order to have a place to live that she doesn’t have to pay for! (Perhaps this is why some members of her family surreptitiously refer to her as “Penny Junior”—a reference, I think, to her proclivity towards sponging every last penny off of them).
And that’s how ugly bottom-feeders like MSAM operate, IMHO.

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That’s some good info—and entertaining, too…thanks for sharing. I hear MSAM now “works” for a local real estate auction business. What sort of company hires people like this? IMO, it’s no wonder these Bay County real estate auction firms have such a low reputation and are, in many cases, considered scams.

Comment submitted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/25  at  08:34 AM

Glad you enjoyed it. I’ll have some new hot dirt to share real soon, so keep checking “NW Florida is Talking” because, while I’ve got some info that’ll blow the roof off the joint, I don’t know when I’ll have time to post it. Hopefully soon.

Comment submitted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  04/10  at  11:26 PM

BTW: All posts from myself (TUCK022) or my friend PLASTICS are strictly satirical and not to be taken seriously or personally by anyone. This is an opinion board, after all, and my posts (and PLASTICS) are just that: opinions, and as such are protected by the 1st Amendment. But that doesn’t mean they are to be taken seriously.

Comment submitted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/01  at  05:30 PM

The underground rumor mill has been spinning overtime with blockbuster speculation that MSAM is considering cashing in on her ill-gotten notoriety by trademarking the name “MSAM” and starting a line of clothing;  ie, T-shirts and whatnot, featuring the MSAM name and logo. Thanks to our intrepid team of investigative reporters, we’ve got an exclusive (and entirely satirical) look at the first T-shirt design from the MSAM fall line. To check it out, click on the following link:
http://www.thoughts.com/index.php?_action=photo_view&id=163786

Comment submitted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/15  at  07:40 AM

There was such an amazing, positive response to the first “MSAM T-shirt” that it took us totally by surprise! One retail chain in South Florida actually ordered ten dozen, sold them out, and ordered ten dozen more. Now their buyer is clamoring for more designs featuring the hapless MSAM fam. So…we are currently working on some new designs and will post them as soon as they are available from our design team.

Comment submitted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  10/14  at  07:59 AM

We’ve received emails from well over 100 folks who are upset because they can’t access the webpage featuring the MSAM t-shirt designs. So…here is a new website where you can find the designs. If you want a good laugh, they’re worth a look:
http://www.msam.weebly.com

Comment submitted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/18  at  10:21 PM

All of a sudden, “Northwest Florida is Talking” is no longer a part of the Channel 13 website. WHY? What insidious unseen political forces are at work here? This was one board that allowed citizens to vent their feelings on local issues, to expose fraud and wrong-doers. Personally (and I know others who feel the same), I’m going to switch my allegiance to Channel 7’s website unless “NWF is Talking” is returned to its rightful place on the Channel 13 website. Join with me and let’s boycott the channel until the voice of the people is restored! Long live vox populi!

Comment submitted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/24  at  09:05 AM
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